NOT YER GRANNY'S MUSIC - NEW SOUNDS FROM IRELAND!

There is so much good music coming out of Ireland today, it sometimes makes the head spin.

Not so long ago Scotland was ruling the Celtic roost with such melodic, beat-driven bands as Runrig, Peatbog Faeries and Beluga Lagoon among others.

 

Now I have only to open emails and out will pour mp3s of new Irish artists of merit such as Amble, Kingfishr, Bog Bodies, Poor Creatures, Maggie Carty, Chasing Abbey, Tolu Makay, Cardinals, Lemoncello, JigJam et al.

 

When you add these to already somewhat established artists such as Fontaines DC, Lankum, Lisa O’Neill, The Mary Wallopers, Kneecap, and Jiggy, it makes for a great mixed bag to choose from for my weekly Celtic Crush show on SiriusXM.

 

Why this sudden burst of Irish talent, you might ask?

 

Well, Ireland is now a self-confident European nation, no longer an isolated island looking for its influences from the US or UK.

 

It hasn’t hurt that the UK shot itself in the foot by pursuing its own cultural isolation with Brexit, or that a fatigued US is succumbing to the xenophobic charms of Donald Trump and his Know-Nothing notions.

 

Ireland has won some major battles of its own – peace and ongoing reconciliation in the North, and a displacement of religion from the halls of government to its proper place in the church and home.

 

The people themselves have changed  and exude a new self-confidence. Not the cocky, money-grubbing aggression of the Celtic Tiger era, but a quiet inner-belief that is pleasant, and even inspiring to be around.

 

Where did that come from? 

 

I’d give a lot of credit to individuals like Rory Gallagher, Roy Keane, Bono, Bernadette Devlin-McAliskey, and so many women in the North and South who refused to be silent or settle for second-best.

 

A tip of the cap also to Ireland’s diplomatic corps who have quietly, but confidently, advanced Ireland’s name and interests abroad.

 

But back to music! Fontaines DC (for Dublin City) are arguably the best new rock band in the world. From the first chords of their first song of note, Boys in the Better Land, I knew they had it - whatever “it” is.

 

Their singer/lyricist Grian Chatten is a showman par excellence and is prolific, even in the midst of budding superstardom he puts out tasteful solo work.

 

It’s impossible to define Lisa O’Neill, except that this Cavan woman was influenced early on by the street singer/traveler Margaret Barry. Her songs such as Old Note are touching and deep, yet uplifting at the same time.

 

The Mary Wallopers from Dundalk could well be a new Pogues, although that would be selling them short. Deeply influenced by Traditional Music, they turn it on its ear. They haven’t, as yet, written a classic, but when they interpret a song, that’s the version I hear in my head. Listen to The Frost Is All Over. 

 

Have you noticed something? Most of the music I’ve mentioned is made by culchies. And the plot continues to thicken.

 

I often think of Amble and Kingfishr in the same breath. Three strapping, but sensitive, males in each band, a lead singer with a strong, rich voice emoting loss and redemption to restrained guitar chords. 

 

And yet each band makes you stop and think in a way that American singer/songwriters rarely do nowadays. I think that’s because their songs are distinctly drawn from modern Irish life. Try Amble’s Lonely Island and Kingfishr’s Shot in the Dark.

 

How would you describe Bog Bodies? Well, they were formed by an archeologist, Dan Maher, from the depths of rural Tipperary. This is heavy folk unlike Amble or Kingfishr, the Bodies have created a sound all their own, driven and darkly mystical with very well-constructed songs. Try Toward The Harvest and then hit the boards with Dead Are Dancing.

 

Chasing Abbey from Tullamore has a seductive way of getting into your head. They employ looped beats, and rap above them often to a Trad-influenced banjo line. Listen to Arís is Arís and you’ll find yourself returning to it again and again.

 

If you’re looking for rural accents, these culchies do not stint and it’s refreshing. They’re loud and proud, and more importantly, authentic. 

 

They’re not singing about your granny’s Ireland but of a new confident, cosmopolitan island. Take it or leave it.

REBEL GIRL AND THE LEGEND OF THE WOBBLIES

 

“Make America Great Again.” I’ve often wondered, to what era our president is referring? 

 

The 1950’s springs to mind but back then the US had its highest ever percentage of unionized workers – hardly “greatness” in Mr. Trump’s eyes.

 

He has been touting the Gilded Age of late: “We were at our richest from 1870 to 1913...” What he’s saying is that a wealthy oligarchy lived off the fat of the land, while many Americans subsisted in relative poverty.

 

And oh, were there immigrants in the Gilded Age! They streamed in from all over the planet, adding to the many millions who had arrived since the 1840’s.

 

Who cared for these “great unwashed?” Churches and fraternal organizations did their best, but ultimately labor unions were the beacons of hope for the striving masses.

 

In most cases Federal and State governments worked hand in glove with the oligarchy. 

 

The 1914 Ludlow, Colorado massacre of mine workers and their families by the state militia and the “Pinkerton goons” hired by John D. Rockefeller is a prime example. The striking miners were merely seeking to exercise their state-mandated right to join a union.

 

In many ways union leaders and their members were the real heroes of the Gilded Age. Most are forgotten now, no museums or foundations named in their honor. 

 

But the International Workers of the World (IWW), commonly known as the Wobblies, will always be remembered – probably because the US Government perceived the union as an existential threat and set J. Edgar Hoover, a 22 year old ex-librarian, to destroy it. 

 

The IWW was formed in 1905 by Big Bill Haywood, James Connolly, and Mother Jones among others and continues to this day, although in a much diminished form.

 

Their mantra and aim was OBU (One Big Union). They welcomed all workers including immigrants, African-Americans, women, and Asians and accepted both craft and unskilled wage earners.

 

They were a thorn in the side of such oligarchs as J.P. Morgan, Henry C. Frick (yep, he of the museum), and the aforementioned Rockefeller.

 

The IWW’s inclusive approach suited the social and political turmoil of the early 20^th Century.

 

There was a huge floating labor force that could be hired or fired at the whim of employers. This often led to wage cuts amid competition for jobs.

 

The Wobblies waded into this morass, their union halls sprouted up all over the country. Most halls provided a piano, brass instruments, vats of soup, English lessons and a mailing address for the mostly itinerant workers.

 

Swedish immigrant and Wobbly diehard, Joe Hill wrote songs of satire about the bosses, and anthems of solidarity for the workers that were sung across the land.

 

In many localities unions were forbidden to hold public meetings. The Wobblies challenged this denial of a basic right - as soon as one speaker was arrested another would step up on his soapbox, until the jails were packed and the courts clogged. Thus was free speech regained throughout the West.

 

While imprisoned in Spokane, Elizabeth Gurley Flynn publicized the common practice of jailers hiring out women prisoners as prostitutes and that practice ended.

 

The Rebel Girl was everywhere in those days; she, Margaret (Higgins) Sanger and Italian anarchist, Carlo Tresca were among the leaders of the successful 1912 Bread and Roses strike in Lawrence, MA, a hallmark in the battle against rampant child employment in America’s mills and mines.

 

But the tide turned against them in 1917 with the entry of the US into World War 1 and the ensuing Red Scare. 

 

The Federal Government resented the IWW’s resistance to the military draft and suspected that One Big Union might eventually evolve into a worker’s political party.

 

Most of the Wobbly leadership was sentenced to long prison sentences under the wartime Espionage Act as repression was unleashed nationally.

 

With James Connolly having been executed in Ireland, Joe Hill in Salt Lake City, Big Jim Larkin imprisoned in Sing Sing, the Wobblies began to lose their appeal and impact.

 

With a head for facts and figures and a never ending supply of index cards, J. Edgar Hoover collated law-enforcement information nationwide. This he used to devastating effect in prosecuting the IWW leadership, leaving us with a tantalizing question: Could One Big Union have morphed into an American version of the British Labor Party? 

 

We’ll never know but the legend of the Wobblies lives on.

 

 

Rebel Girl, a musical by Larry Kirwan, will receive its first staged readings on Sept. 27 at 2:30pm and 7pm at The Arthur Laurents Theatre, NBPAC, New Brunswick, NJ. Some tickets will be reserved for Irish Echo readers. Contact Tom Marlow at blackfortyseven@aol.com stating preference for which show. Tickets are free but admission by invite only.

BROOKLYN GIRLS

New York neighborhoods used to be measured by the quality of their saloons. One of the reasons Brooklyn’s Bay Ridge always hovered near the top of my list was Tomorrow’s Lounge on 86^th Street.

It was a Donegal joint, owned by Jimmy Morrow (hence the name) and managed by the dapper Tony Harkins when I first visited back in the 70’s.

 

Tomorrow’s was like paradise to Turner & Kirwan of Wexford. It sported a piano for Pierce, we bought a Fender amp for my guitar, stuck two Shure microphones into it and voila, we were a happening band with our own PA sound system.

 

We had already snagged a Manhattan Thursday residency at John Mahon’s Pig and Whistle (frequented by a bevy of Radio City Rockettes, no less). We were on the pig’s back!

 

But Bay Ridge was the making of us. Within weeks, staid Tomorrow’s piano lounge was rocking to a whole new clientele of twenty-somethings singing along to Dylan, The Dead, Simon & Garfunkel, T Rex and our own thorny songs.

 

It was a whole different world to Ireland, socially and otherwise; we were unleashed and liberated by this lovely neighborhood. We played at least 4 hours a night and got better by the minute. 

 

On one of our first breaks I was standing by the jukebox when a lovely young woman murmured, “Wanta dance?”

 

I looked over my shoulder. There was no one behind – could she really mean me? I had never been asked to dance before – not even at a ladies’ choice back in Ireland. My life changed, American women were open and friendly, they worked long hours and didn’t have time to beat around the bush.

 

My brother, Jimmy, soon arrived from London, the three of us along with our best friend Bob Schwenk got a roomy apartment on Ovington Avenue. Now we could really explore the wonders of Bay Ridge.

 

Back then, the three main ethnic groups were Italian, Irish and Norwegian with sprinkles of just about every other nationality. In the more commercial areas  it was a rare street corner that didn’t house a bar, each with its own steady clientele.

 

These saloons functioned like clubs, everyone was on first name basis, and you were made to feel at home as soon as your butt hit a barstool.

 

Bay Ridge food too was splendiferous, especially in the Greek diners and Italian restaurants, while the Sicilian and Calabrian young ladies vied to take you home for dinner, so their families could delight in your “cute accent.”

 

On nights off you’d stroll hand-in-hand with one of these sultry beauties down by the broad Narrows and marvel at the sea-going vessels inching by. 

 

“The Verrazzano hangs like a string of pearls in the night

I’ll steal them for you, darlin’, wear them tomorrow

Make everything be alright.”

 

Those lines from Brooklyn Girls still echoes from those innocent days, while across the river Staten Island brooded mysteriously. 

 

Word of Turner & Kirwan of Wexford was spreading. The Daily New devoted two pages to us, we bought a van and began to play from the Jersey Shore to The Hamptons, all through Queens, up into the stormy Bronx and beyond to New England.

 

In an odd way, my heart always remained in Bay Ridge and those early days of acceptance. We released an album and WNEW-FM played it often. 

 

In Bay Ridge no one ever called us Turner & Kirwan of Wexford, we were just Pierce and Larry – still are to those who remember.

 

Many of our original following got married, and moved off to Staten Island, Jersey and Pennsylvania. But every now and again I hop what used to be the RR and walk the old streets.

 

Vestiges of the past still remain, The Three Jolly Pigeons rocks on, The Canny Brothers still sing their Bay Ridge anthems, the local “wise guys”, once so formidable, are all old men now who shuffle down 86^th Street for espressos on 3^rd Avenue.

 

New nationalities abound in the carefully kept side streets, all friendly when smiled at, and why wouldn’t they be? Bay Ridge is still Old Brooklyn, a little paradise nestling at the mouth of New York Harbor where apartments are large, and rents lower than in trendy “new” Brooklyn.

 

As for Tomorrow’s Lounge, it’s long gone but lives on in the hearts and minds of all who ventured there.

18 YEARS WITH THE ECHO!

Almost 18 years ago I wrote my first column for The Irish Echo. It concerned an official projection that in order to stay solvent Social Security benefits would need to be cut in 2034.

Back then in 2007 we were about to enter the Great Recession that would continue until Barack Obama brought some stability to the economy in late 2009.

 

Small wonder that the Social Security crisis of faraway 2034 was put on the back burner. We could all be dead by then. Some of us are.

 

But after two Trump administrations, with a Biden one in between, and a Covid pandemic, the latest projection is that we are now only 7 years away from what could well be a social Armageddon in 2032.

 

I sometimes wonder if I’m living in a different universe than the vast majority of American politicians and political commentators.

 

I appreciate a little titillation as much as the next person, but it doesn’t surprise me in the least that two American presidents had close relationships with Jeffrey Epstein. The rich, the famous, and the depraved often move in the same circles.

 

Nor does it surprise that almost every person I know above the age of 62 really depends on their monthly social security benefits.

 

Politicians and the chattering classes seem to believe that these benefits are the icing on every retiree’s cake; when in reality, that monthly SS bank deposit tends to be the main part of their cake.

 

In an economy where working people have been fleeced by high prices, rents, education and health costs, few have amassed much of a retirement cushion.

 

And yet when President Trump’s Big Bad Beautiful Bill was recently passed by both houses of congress, did you hear one mention of the coming Social Security reckoning?

 

I did – but it was the projection that tax breaks, new and old, had moved the SS date of reckoning up to 2032!

 

Indeed, there was scarcely a mention of the $3.4 trillion dollars addition to the national debt that the BBB Bill had bestowed upon us. 

 

There’s an old saying, “Each country gets the government it deserves.”  Americans voted for the King of Debt so we must accept the consequences.

 

However, I’m not sure how many of us realized we were also voting for a rubber-stamp congress only too ready to relinquish the power of the purse.

 

It’s hard to believe now that the US Federal Budget was not only balanced but delivered a surplus in the Clinton years between 1998 and 2001. That’s just 24 years ago.

 

With the current national debt over $36.2 trillion, when you add the $3.4 trillion cost of the BBB Bill, that will bring us within shouting distance of a $40 trillion debt in 2035.

 

And that’s at current interest rates with absolutely no room for any national emergencies over the next climate-changed 10 years.  All hail the glorious Republocrats!

 

The once debt-haunted Republicans have completely caved to their master in the White House, and does anyone believe that if the Democrats regain Congress in 2026 they will announce, 

“First things first, let’s come up with a credible plan to reduce this unsustainable National Debt!”

 

In the recent BBB Bill debates, the main argument seemed to be - we have to extend the tax breaks because the electorate doesn’t have the stomach to pay higher taxes.

 

Imagine if we ran our households like that?

 

But back to Social Security benefits! Unless we get our ship in order by 2032, many more millions of senior citizens will join those already mired in poverty. Is that the kind of America we wish to live in?

 

I don’t have any easy answers but here’s a gradual solution over 10 years that could return the Social Security Fund to some form of solvency by 2032:

 

Raise the taxable maximum amount of earnings from $176,100 to $250K.

 

Raise the current Social Security (FICA) tax rate from 12.4% to 13.4%.

 

Raise the full retirement age for Social Security Benefits from 67 to 68.

 

I know, that’s a lot of pain to go round. But we allowed the Social Security Fund to approach insolvency on our watch, we can begin to deal with it now or face a tsunami of pain in 7 years.

 

Oh, and one other small thing. Why not elect politicians who are more interested in saving Social Security than pontificating about conspiracy theories? 

 

You’ll have an opportunity in 2026. Use it! Time is tight.

ROCK 'N' ROLL NEVER FORGETS

With its working class roots and boozy background, rock ‘n’ roll often teeters on the edge of chaos and violence.  

Rock music, on the other hand - usually the popular music of the day - tends more towards the predictable and mainstream.

Having played both, I barely differentiated between them until I began to try and make some sense of a life spent in music.

Basically, rock ‘n’ roll is about sparking an interaction between band and audience that can take both beyond themselves. While rock music is putting on a show that you invite the audience to enjoy and participate in.

The differentiation can be applied to any kind of music. For instance, I might describe The Dubliners as a rock ‘n’ roll type of folk band and The Clancy Brothers & Tommy Makem as more from the rock end of that spectrum.

The early Dubliners were chaotic, strayed from a set list if there was one, drank copious amounts of alcohol, and interacted spontaneously with their audience.

Liam Clancy once told me that everything about his group was choreographed, down to the last yelp and joke. Each member had acting experience, they rehearsed their sets thoroughly, and would often perfect them in their dressing room.

They were instantly recognizable by their uniform of the Aran sweater, while The Dubliners looked as if they might have slept in whatever they were wearing, and probably did.

Both bands were brilliant on stage and you can trace the roots of most current Irish folk groups to one or the other.

Being strictly choreographed, the Clancy’s/Makem shows were well behaved; while there was plenty of alcoholic chaos and the occasional dustup at a Dubliners’ outing.

Both bands were political, but there was the little matter of the Irish Civil War between them. 

The Dubliners boasted a left-wing, urban antipathy to the Irish Free State government, while the Clancy’s/Makem tended towards a more general anti-British imperialist stance.

My own journey through Folk, Rock and the general kitchen sink of music, was definitely affected by the roiling elements of chaos, alcohol, and politics.

Wexford was a Labour town in the midst of a Fianna Fail/Fine Gael county. Though most people were Catholic and paid at least lip service to Rome, yet socialism had strong roots in the town.

 

Oddly enough, the songs of Stephen Foster were very popular in the working men’s pubs along the Main Street and the Quayside.

But if one were singing Old Folks At Home, “comrade” would be effortlessly substituted for such racial slurs as “Darky.”

At the age of 17, I was recruited to play bass in a band run by local maestro, Johnny Reck. Talk about chaos, we rarely rehearsed, and I had to learn bass while standing on one foot in the midst of near riots.

Why so?  Well Johnny promoted “young people dances” where testosterone and preening ruled without the restraints of official security, so when a cider brawl broke out – as it invariably did - bodies would come flying towards the stage, and one had to kick them away until the participants exhausted themselves. 

Johnny’s cardinal rule was that music must continue through all dancefloor battles and the stage be protected at all costs. This strategy ensured that violence would remain localized, courting and kissing could continue unabated, thus preventing “all hell from breaking loose.”

A true rock ‘n’ roll apprenticeship, yet it hardly prepared me for The Bronx. There in the boom-time 80’s and early 90’s chaos, alcohol, and politics ruled unrestrained, along with the seeming right of every punter to demand their choice of songs.

This presented no little problem, since Chris Byrne and I had decided that Black 47 would become an all-original-songs band as quickly as possible.

Not only did the patrons despise unfamiliar songs, some didn’t want to hear Reggae or Hip-Hop beats either. I guess those rhythms challenged some undefined color bar.

These patrons’ demands rarely occasioned intellectual debates, the besotted clientele would have already put in a full day’s work on a building site and could sling sacks of cement as casually as I could swing a guitar.

Yet I wouldn’t give back a minute of the experience. With new songs nightly ricocheting off the sheet-rocked walls of Bainbridge Avenue, you had to fight to survive, and your only weapons were a dogged determination and an unshakeable belief in the chaotic, boozy power of Celtic Rock ‘N’ Roll. 

LAWRENCE DURRELL - A NEGLECTED IRISH WRITER

We Irish tend to admire our writers. After all, it’s a lonely old job - long hours spent mooning into monitors, broken only by visits to the pub, occasionally enlivened by feats of slagging or bouts of fisticuffs.

Behan, Kavanagh, and Donleavy spring to mind, but wait a minute, should Donleavy even be classed as Irish. Well, yes, if we go by blood rather than place of birth.

Which brings me to a writer who vehemently claimed he was Irish, though usually pigeonholed as British, or at best a hapless colonial.

I speak of Lawrence Durrell. Born in India in 1912 to Anglo-Irish stock; upon the death of his father in 1932, the family moved lock, stock and barrel to England, a country that young Larry despised; in fact, he was known to call the imperial way of life “the English death.”

The Durrells were barely settled in Bournemouth when Larry prevailed upon his mother, family, and recently acquired wife Nancy, to move house once again to the Greek island of Corfu.

From then until his death in 1990, through four marriages, he spent most of his life in close proximity to the Mediterranean.

A man of great learning, Lawrence Durrell never took well to formal education and failed his university entrance exam; still, he was a prodigious writer, turning his hand to fiction, poetry, travel and history. One wonders when he had the time, given the four wives, love of conversation, tipple, friendship, mythology and travel.

I first noted him on account of his long friendship with Henry Miller. Durrell himself discovered the then unknown Bard of Brooklyn on finding a copy of Miller’s epic, Tropic of Cancer, in a public lavatory.

Durrell’s own masterpiece is a series of books called The Alexandria Quartet. Justine, the first book, is in his own words a “modern love story,” though whether it’s about the mysterious Jewish woman in question or the Egyptian city is often hard to decipher.

If Joyce had his Molly and Dublin, then Durrell had his Justine and the even more turbulent Alexandria. 

Dare I mention the two writers in the same breath? Both books are dense, though throbbing with life, love in its many forms, intrigue and general skullduggery.

Occasionally the Quartet even surpasses Ulysses, for when you begin Balthazar, the second book, you’re forced to call into question the “facts” you took for granted in Justine. 

By the end of the fourth book, Clea, you begin to wonder if indeed all life is a pilgrimage through a universe of mirrors.

The Quartet provides an added bonus: through quotes and his role in city lore you’ll become familiar with the lonely, probing verses of Constantine Cavafy, “the Poet of Alexandria.”

“Two for the price of one,” Pete Hamill, another Durrell admirer, once suggested. Jacqueline Kennedy too was a well-known devotee of the Durrell/Cavafy association.

Durrell’s stock has fallen somewhat of late, then again, his prose, byzantine plot twists, and overweening love of language is hardly suited to our texting times.

Perhaps it was the nature of his most creative era: the autocratic 30’s, war-scarred 40’s, empire- shattering 50’s, that led him to tunnel so deeply into Alexandria’s world of decaying beauty?

Durrell spent his later years in France where he turned his hand to the Avignon Quintet, no less, delving into the history of that medieval city and its relationship to the esoteric Knights Templar organization.

And what of his poetry? Under the undoubted influence of Cavafy, it gleams with clarity and is often touching.

His travel books are unforgettable and leave their mark. I first read Sicilian Carousel in the late 70’s and only fulfilled a vow to visit the island recently. Durrell’s knowledge of this oft-conquered, exotic island can add so much to the enjoyment of The White Lotus in its Sicilian season. 

Whatever you do, read The Greek Islands, Durrell’s 1978 coffee-table tome. He brings the many islands he has visited, or dwelt in, to life. An avid swimmer, he is no literary snob who frowns on packed beaches, for he generously excavates gods, poets and distinctive humans who once frolicked where tourists now braise themselves in the sun.

So welcome, Lawrence Durrell. We can use an Irish writer capable of transporting us into the heart of love, loss, life and antiquity in these unfocused days of stress and hysterical social mediating.

UKRAINE VERSUS VLAD THE IMPALER

Stefan Lutak was Ukrainian. He owned the Holiday Cocktail Lounge on St. Mark’s Place. Despite its name it was a beer-and-shot joint I stumbled into by chance after settling in the East Village.

The clientele was Ukrainian and didn’t care for strangers. A disapproving silence would attend my entry but after a while they got used to me. I liked the anonymity of the place and the prices.

Stefan told me he had played pro soccer in West Germany. Everyone had a story in the East Village of the 1970’s and I didn’t delve deeper.

One thing there was no doubt about – the local Ukrainians didn’t like Russians. They didn’t care for any empire, including Britain’s, and would occasionally congratulate me over some bombing in Belfast.

Much later on I played some gigs in the USSR, shortly before it collapsed, and witnessed first-hand the iron fist of that empire, so I celebrated with Ukrainian friends when their country gained independence.

Like most Americans I doubly celebrated the Ukrainian people’s resistance to Emperor Putin’s invading army over the last years; though the sheer scale of slaughter is staggering – over a million Russians and 400,000 Ukrainians dead or wounded.

The question remains, why doesn’t President Donald Trump share the same view? 

Doesn’t the man from Queens realize that if Putin does manage to subjugate Ukraine, he’ll then set about destabilizing Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, and perhaps even Finland, in his zeal to restore the Grand Imperial Russian Empire.

Doesn’t he understand that Ukrainians have changed the very nature of modern warfare by their use of drones. He should, for when he rained down bombs and rockets on the Houthis in Yemen, he was soon forced to declare victory and skedaddle for fear of some US billion-dollar battleship getting blown out of the water by a Dollar General Houthi drone.

Leaving aside such treasured American values as freedom and democracy, think of the economics, Mr. Trump. There is so much to be learned from the Ukrainians and the Houthis that could lead to a slashing of American defense budgets. Advanced drone technology allied with AI will rule in the coming years no matter what you, or Hegseth and your other sycophants think.

But then, do you ever think? Or is life one big TV reality show – to be trotted out in neat chunks of blowhard fantasy week after week?

You disrupt the world’s economic system by slapping ridiculously high tariffs on China without ever considering that Comrade Xi controls 90% of the global supply of rare earth elements that enable cars to run and arms to function. Duh!

Didn’t one of your cabinet minions point out that little fact? Nah, they were too busy telling you how wonderful you are.

So now it’s back to square one in the tariff-bluster negotiations, and the ever astute Xi Jinping has your number. Luckily, you got out of the casino business or he could have really taken you to the cleaners.

All this talk about bringing back manufacturing, coal mining or whatever to the US is just that – talk! What young person wants to work in a factory - or even an office - when they can sit at home in their parents’ basement coding on their laptops, or dreaming of becoming an influencer – or even president.

Of course, there are people who would gladly work in factories or fields. But there’s not much hope in recruiting the undocumented with masked ICE patrols prowling Home Depot   ready to ship them off to rest homes in El Salvador or Sudan.

Not even 6 months into round 2 of the Trump regime and already Gaza is rubble, the Marines are on the streets of Los Angeles, Tehran and Tel Aviv are burning, Trump Family Inc. is cleaning up, Brian Wilson is history, and God Only Knows what plans Bibi has in Iran for an ever compliant US of A.

Stefan Lutik is dead a long time. Just as well. I wouldn’t be able to explain to him how an American president feels more comfortable propping up Vlad Putin the Impaler than supporting the freedom loving people of Ukraine.

 

Time for another beer and a shot in the ongoing fantasy of making America great again.